All I Ever Learned, I Learned from Real Anime - funny but true.

All I Ever Learned, I Learned from Real Anime - funny but true.
Edited due to limited space. All spaced at random.

War sucks.
You CAN have too many women.
Smart people wear glasses.
Music foreshadows plot.

The less you care about sex, the more opportunities you'll get.
(Inversely, the harder you try, the less you'll get.)

When you die, make a long speech, and don't finish the last sentence.

Snow means love.
Girls have excellent aim with small objects.

Vengeance with a sword is the sweetest revenge of all.

Honor is sexy; villainy is irresistible.

Women are attracted to losers; men are attracted to ANYTHING.

The coolest weapon is still the sword.

The hero is never really mad until they hurt his girlfriend.
A show without sexual tension isn't worth watching.
Love knows no race, species, or logic.

If it's homemade but tastes bad, grin and bury it (discreetly).
Never trust a huge corporation.

Romance never comes simpler than in a triangle.
Never fall in love with a psychic.

Sweating is a sure sign of stress.
Daydreaming leads to accidents.

Everyone wants to conquer Japan.

Cherry blossoms mean nostalgia.
Always take gravity into account.

Losing your temper can be therapeutic.
You can never have too many subplots.
If she sings, she's doomed.

Hot water has innumerable benefits.

No matter how much blood is lost, no one can die by a nosebleed.
(The same theory above applies to vomiting.)
If a sister falls in love with her brother, somewhere down the line you will discover that they're not blood related.

It is possible to incorporate martial arts into any aspect of life.

You can do anything to the human body as long as you hit the right pressure point.
The martial arts expert is always defenseless against a slap from the girl who loves him.

The fate of the planet rests in the hands of the seemingly normal high school student.
The heroine must shred her clothes while transforming into something to fight the bad guys.

True evil can never be destroyed, only banished to some nether realm where it awakes after a few hundred years.
Never love a Gundam pilot : you're just destined for disappointment (or a funeral).

All high school principals in Japan are clinically insane.
All people with esp powers give off multicolored auras.

A samurai sword can cut through anything.
Any love interest will always be possessed by a demon.

Any truly evil person who changes sides for the woman he loves will die in that episode.
You CAN do it, but only when it's funny or REALLY important.