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haskins

haskins

Hello! I am a writer and performer for infomania. I am from Chicago where I performed improv and sketch comedy at the Second City and i.O. (formerly improv olympic). I am reasonably tall, so if you need something on a high shelf maybe I can help.

 
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    activity // haskins

    • Campaign Update 10/21/08
      John McCain deals with some infighting on robocalls, Saxby Chambliss fights for love and power, and Sarah Palin strikes out on her own. CAMPAIGN UPDATE knows that election news and weird jokes...  more

      He's not Bush...and neither am I! True! Funny.  more
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    • Campaign Update 10/16/08
      The final debate's in the books, crazy ads are on the air, and early voting is on Obama's mind. CAMPAIGN UPDATE knows that election news and weird jokes go together like a...  more

      But who is Chuck Bass voting for?  more
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    • Campaign Update 09/22/08
      Sarah Palin bones up on foreign policy, Joe Biden doesn't want Barack Obama taking his guns, and a 700 billion dollar bailout has everyone running scared. CAMPAIGN UPDATE knows that...  more
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      • greenlight given 1 month ago
    • Campaign Update 09/23/08
      The dirty joke edition of Campaign Update looks at John McCain and his Brazilian ex-lover, Al Franken's tribulations, and Barack Obama's debate prep. CAMPAIGN UPDATE knows that...  more
      • haskins
      • greenlight given 1 month ago
    • Target Women: Cleaning
      We all know women love to clean. But do you know why? Here's the dirty little secret... Target Women is a recurring segment on Current TV's weekly television show, infoMania. In each...  more

      It's a compound word.  more
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    • Target Women: Chick Flicks
      Once upon a time there was a movie about a woman looking for love. And then there was another one. And another one. And another one. Target Women is a recurring segment on Current TV's...  more

      Great catch - I just watched the British one. Totally different! Even the bed music they chose is of a different genre.  more
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    • Rich Harden traded to Cubs!!!
      The A's however get Sean Gallagher, Eric Patterson, and Matt Murton in this deal.... The A's sure will miss his pressence on the team.  more
      • haskins
      • greenlight given 4 months ago
    • Target Women: Botox
      Express yourself, by removing parts of your expression. How to get pretty without using any ugly words.  more

      Fun fact: Botulinium toxin is actually derived from the word "sausage poison."  more
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    • Campaign Update 06/18/08
      John McCain talks green, Barack Obama gets good news, and they both experience some national security deja vu.  more
      • haskins
      • greenlight given 5 months ago
    • Campaign Update 06/17/08
      Al Gore endorses, John McCain talks drilling, and Barack Obama's electoral strategy in terms of furry animals.  more
      • haskins
      • greenlight given 5 months ago
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    skills // haskins

    • Lighting n/a
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    • Directing good
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    details // haskins

    Current Gig:
    infomania
    Current Project:
    infomania
    Influences/Heroes:
    Chicago, Katherine Graham, Tina Fey, improvisation, Francis Parker
    Political Bent:
    liberal
    Favorite Bands:
    Wilco, Brother Ali, Belle and Sebastien, The Raconteurs, Voxtrot
    Favorite Movies:
    Sunset Boulevard, Annie Hall, Goonies, Sneakers, Legally Blonde, Europa Europa
    Favorite TV Shows:
    infomania, 30Rock, Battlestar Galactica
    Favorite Track:
    Books? I like books a lot. Whole lot.