TV Schedule

Chuck Norris

  • Public Topic: Everyone is invited to contribute to Chuck Norris

    • On the 7th day God rested - and Chuck Norris took over

      On the 7th day God rested - and Chuck Norris took over

      Part one of the best 'facts' about the action star On the 7th day God rested... and Chuck Norris took over! Forget... more
      theolond

      2 responses

      22 days ago
    • Chuck Norris thinks he's done "two tours" of Iraq?

      Chuck Norris thinks he's done "two tours" of Iraq?

      I could insert a thousand jokes here about how Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird, or how his computer has no... more
      phillyharper

      28 responses

      2 months ago
    • No joke: T.F. man selling Cheeto Chuck Norris on eBay

      No joke: T.F. man selling Cheeto Chuck Norris on eBay

      It's crunchy. It's two kinds of cheesy. It's the closest you'll get to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the... more
      pigmonkey

      0 responses

      3 months ago
    • Go ahead.. Get your Custom Toilet paper today.

      Go ahead.. Get your Custom Toilet paper today.

      This young man started his business five years ago making custom toilet paper. Not for the wipe but just to excite. He has a few... more
      SketchArwen

      1 response

      4 months ago
    • The last Chuck Norris joke.

      The last Chuck Norris joke.

      Ok guys, it's over. This is the last Chuck Norris joke. Enjoy it, because from now on Chuck Norris jokes are done. This... more
      BenDorries

      0 responses

      4 months ago
    • Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Constitution

      Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Constitution

      Chuck Norris is a dangerous member of the Religious Right and he doesn't deserve our admiration any longer. He is a... more
      Colonial_Zombie

      5 responses

      5 months ago
    • Chuck Norris round-house kicks gas prices

      Chuck Norris round-house kicks gas prices

      After bush's failed attempt at keeping gas prices low, by vetoing a bill that would tax oil companies, chuck norris decided... more
      Darevalo

      15 responses

      5 months ago
    • Teens Arrested For Targeting Chuck Norris

      Teens Arrested For Targeting Chuck Norris

      "Two Pennsauken High School students have been arrested after a teacher found what was believed to be a hit list that... more
      lemonsun12

      0 responses

      7 months ago
    • Chuck Norris book of facts to be released

      Chuck Norris book of facts to be released

      Spector says he had a January 2006 sitdown at the Mohegan Sun Casino with Norris during which the "Missing in Action"... more
      Mr_Costello

      0 responses

      9 months ago
    • Everyone loves a flying cowboy!

      Everyone loves a flying cowboy!

      Of all the photoshopping I've ever seen, flying cowboys are up there with the best of them. Cowboys and flying... more
      mattbrawn

      0 responses

      10 months ago
    • Flowbee still kickin'

      Flowbee still kickin'

      The Flowbee is still around AND only $59.95!
      asweeny

      3 responses

      10 months ago
    • Newsblast! 01.07.08

      Newsblast! 01.07.08

      Lethal injection, Chuck Norris jokes, and sex tapes.
      infoMania

      5 responses

      11 months ago
    • Government's role to protect, family's role to provide

      Government's role to protect, family's role to provide

      My vote probably goes to Huckabee.
      dhathawayjr

      0 responses

      11 months ago
    • Seriously, a popcorn popper?

      Seriously, a popcorn popper?

      "[Huckabee] said he used to eat squirrels, cooking them up in his popcorn popper. Ewwwwhhh! And what's up with that... more
      KasiaC

      8 responses

      11 months ago
    • Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks Penguin.

      Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks Penguin.

      Chuck Norris sues Penguin publishers: the Martial Arts superstar claims that the publisher is exploiting his famous name to sell... more
      joshuaheller

      3 responses

      11 months ago
    • As much as I like and support Huckabee for president, do you think this commercial went too far?

      As much as I like and support Huckabee for president, do you think this commercial went too far?

      Don't get me wrong: Huckabee is MY only choice for president right now. He's genuine, honest, has strong convictions,... more
      LowFlyingJets

      5 responses

      12 months ago
    • Do Celeb Endorsements Help Candidate Buzz?

      Do Celeb Endorsements Help Candidate Buzz?

      Chuck Norris is a certified Web sensation. Widely circulated facts about his accomplishments, strength, and energy have elevated... more
      jenn5

      7 responses

      12 months ago
    • Chuck [heart] Huckabee

      Chuck [heart] Huckabee

      Republican Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee has become a real contender in Iowa. This campaign add featuring Chuck Norris has... more
      MarianaVanZeller

      2 responses

      12 months ago
    • Who would win in a fight: Chuck Norris, or Jack Bauer?

      Who would win in a fight: Chuck Norris, or Jack Bauer?

      Chuck Norris is one tough cookie... but what makes him so bad? Would he be able to beat Jack Bauer, or would Walker: Texas Ranger... more
      AngieWiggins

      0 responses

      12 months ago
    • Chuck Norris Picks the Next President

      Chuck Norris Picks the Next President

      It is clear to me that after this monumental development, the most sensible thing for Hillary, Obama, Guliani, and Romney to do... more
      TheRealEdwin

      1 response

      1 year ago
1 - 20 of 24